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#yoloswag

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

alalae:

zarasian:

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Then what happens to my birthday, no dont stab him

Octopussy pussy pussy marijuana octopus 8 legs Pussy

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paulthomasandersonn:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)

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the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

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paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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