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#yoloswag

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

asian:

if i was hot i would be such a slut

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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attractiveblogger:

kwikemart:

kwikemart:

theres an orange cone thingy on the road outside my house im gonna wait till after midnight and run across the road and steal it omg if i dont blog for a while ive been arrested

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success btw

last week my friend and 1 went into our old school at like 2am and tried to steal some cones but we got caught by a security guard and he took down our details it was so annoying i really wanted to steal that cone

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)

drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

hickish:

"they’re your family you have to love them"

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